I'm taking this class by extension, and every time I put the CD into my computer, ITunes tries to "detect" what the album and artist are.
The most recent lecture on Hermeneutics was guessed as "The Flutter Friends" by DJ Who as well as "High Priest of Harmful Matters" by Jello Binfra.
This is causing me to catalog each CD to find out what titles are next.
There is only one blonde hair that grows on my body, and it is located...
...right between my eyes. It looks like a unicorn horn sticking out of my head, and my wife yanks it every two months.
Alright, I'll shut up now. There, I said it.
Have you ever seen ask a Ninja? I don't know why I found this so funny, but I couldn't stop laughing...
Btw...I believe "omnibusing" here is asking the ninja a bunch of question rapid fire. There is another omnibus episode so this would be #2 hence the initial question of the omnibus.
Enjoy! (ht to Brett Davis)
I was with family this past weekend and one of my relatives told me about something their neighbor did that about made me pee my pants...
They (the neighbors) were setting up the Nativity scene in their front yard, and apparently were having problems with it. The whole time they are watching their neighbor ranting, "G*d Da**it! Jesus Christ!" for like an hour or so as she was setting it up.
Just freakin' hilarious!
Grace,
Mike
Saw this in the Planet Emergent blogroll and through Marko. Go to Google and type up your name and the word needs in quotations (i.e.--"Lambo needs").
I didn't want to go with common name Mike so I thought I would try Lambo instead. Here's the first 10:
1. Lambo needs specks.
2. Lambo needs an engine.
3. Lambo needs servicing and sales (hmm...).
4. Lambo needs to get an abortion (what!? Didn't know I was pregnant...plus I'm male...I think...).
5. Lambo needs to have track representation (yea... somebody put my mug on a stock car!).
6. Lambo needs more force to turn (Ok...so I'm stubborn, my wife is more stubborn.).
7. Lambo needs to be in the garage.
8. Lambo needs to bring back the Cala.
9. Lambo needs to get into some form of racing. (nice)
10.Lambo needs MORE displacement (hehe...).
Go try it. It's fun!
Ok...so I tried just Mike, here was the top 10:
1. Mike needs a date (my wife would have something to say about that!).
2. Mike needs to go back and...uh...continue slacking.
3. Mike needs a good editing to clear away the clutter and realize his potential.
4. Mike needs help in identifying a movie.
5. Mike needs help.
6. Mike needs to update the bulletin board on the second floor (I KNEW I forgot something!).
7. Mike needs to be around real people (man, kick while i'm down why don't 'ya?!).
8. Mike needs to be told that he is an adult.
9. Mike needs to find an apartment of his own (maybe it goes with that date thing).
10. Mike needs to be less anxious about the state of his house.
So sweet!
Grace,
Mike (Lambo)
