One of the illuminating facts Andy Stanley has taught me about teaching is that you have to be engaging.
I say this because I've been listening to lectures on CD's for extension courses I've been taking through the seminary. I'm sure there are engaging professors, but these guys on the CDs are the most boring people I've ever listened to in my life. The stereotype with professors teaching theology is guys sitting in an ivory tower, with these incredible minds, dispensing profound insights in their texts; yet when faced with people in front of them, become the perfect sleeping pill.
Here is my proposal. Give me your script that you read from (because even a 5 year old could tell), and give it to me and I'll read it.
I've been excited about learning theology of the Early church, but it has been one sleeping pill after another. Dr. Wittmer, my theology prof, might be able to break this stereotype for me, if he were to try to become one of these profs who did these CD's. Another prof at the seminary, who did another class I took, admitted that he sounded boring (although in a live class he is MUCH better).
I would love teaching about this stuff (b/c it has direct relevance to some of today's thought), but please find someone to read it for you that is engaging. You sound perfect for the local classical music radio station; that doesn't work for a younger person who uses those stations for putting his kids to bed.